Today's #flashfiction #InterdimensionalPartyTime

“There is no spoon.”

Martha Stewart* #quote

          I read about something interesting recently. You know that song Happy Birthday? Well it's supposed to be copyrighted and the owners have been collecting royalties on it for quite some time. (That's also one reason you don't often hear it sung on TV is so people don't have to pay for it.)

         However recently some people were working on a documentary on the song and say that those people that have been collecting royalties on the song don't actually own it and have been collecting false royalties on a public domain song. So now we got a class action lawsuit against the Happy Birthday people.

        Anyway onto the flash fiction!

Interdimensional Party Time!

          One day a ninja-wizard-god held a crazy party inside a miniature universe between dimensions. He invited all sorts of creatures from all sorts of worlds for his wild party.

          First arrived the fairies. Their fairy dust gave the whole place the lights of a disco as light bounced off the dust everywhere. The host and the faeries began dancing among the rays of lights.

          Second arrived the dragons. They belched out fire and roared like boomboxes. The house shook and bounced as the dragons danced with the fairies and the ninja-wizard-god host of the party.

          Magic expanded the house to accommodate the next set of guests. A horde of goblins flooded the house. Pleasant goblins with big smiles who sung incredible songs in the most wonderful of voices. Plus, they brought the food! For themselves and others. Who wouldn't love a bag of goblin made chips or punch?

          Right after the goblins ghosts flew into the house through the walls. The dragons managed to shake the house with their normal dancing. But when the ghosts started playing the ethereal instruments of mist they brought with them the dragons really got into it. Their dancing got intense and the house almost broke its foundation and flew into the air as the dragons danced along with everyone else.

        The fifth set of guests were probably the only singers that could compete with the goblins and would serve as their complement as everyone sung and danced along with the lights from the fairy dust and the music of the ghosts. These guests were the angels and their voices blended with the goblins to form the most wonderful, hardcore choir for the crazy party held by the ninja-wizard-god.

       And when the humans arrived it became awkwardly silent because nobody likes humans.