“Everyone,
remain calm.”
Gordon
Ramsey* #quote
Ever wonder
what happens when a monkey gets a hold of two trombones and a
dinosaur bone? Well, usually it results in an angry phone call from
the President or buying a sofa at a great discount. Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
A Magically Fabulous Prize
To Witches And Wizards It May Concern,
Do you love free stuff? Free magic
stuff? Well in honor of the international spell caster holiday Wand
Day the Wizard's Guild Union is holding a giveaway for all guild
members! It's simple to enter and get one of our amazing magical
prizes. All you have to do is mail in a scanned copy of your
wizarding license to the address printed on the back of this letter.
If you win we will call you at the number on your license. Here are
some of the magically fabulous prizes you can win. (More are listed
on the guild union website):
A dozen handcrafted zombies for all
your necromancy needs.
A trained dragon that can do tricks
like roll over.
A cook book that allows you to cook
with magic...we are not legally liable for success.
An all expense paid trip to the demon
realms. You will most likely come back alive.
A big, enchanted bucket of money.
Disclaimer: The
information you use to enter the contest could possibly, maybe,
probably will be used to send you spam but you could win prizes so
don't think about this anymore. Prizes!
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