Hello everyone, posting this early in
the day because I'm going to hang out with my friend CJ today so
hence I have nothing to report because nothing has technically
happened yet! Though I assume that my friend CJ and I will be
involved in tons of shenanigans, hopefully nothing is lit on fire
like the one incident involving that walrus and the bowl of bean
soup. Anyway, onto the flash fiction!
The Alien's Blog
Hey guys I sat next to Xaanoz again and
it was awesome! Y'know he's the hot guy with the big, muscular
tentacles that I've been talking about forever. He's got the cool,
awesome, sports UFO and is the most popular guy and I've had a crush
on him for, like, forever. Man if I can get him for prom I can get
back at that glorpsnatch Dyorrz(that's the dumb girl with the sixteen
eyes I've been fighting with, uggh, what's wrong with her?). I think
he also checked me out! Before I thought he didn't even know I
existed! I think its because of this really cute skirt that I got the
other day. It actually compliments my skin. My skin's a really dark
purple which is really, really, hard to shop for, believe me,
especially since its got this little sheen(I've got still got scales
from when I was young, even more aggravating, but my last boyfriend
said it was cute so maybe it can help out? Though that glorpsnatch
Dyorrz makes fun of me for them and she gangs up on me with her
stupid group of friends sometimes. They spread rumors too. Told you
she was a glorpsnatch!) I've gotta get back at her. That's it, I'm
going to ask Xaanoz out to prom, become super popular and get back at
that glorpsnatch Dyorrz! Though I can't think of what to wear. If
anybody has any ideas please post them in the comments. Thanks!
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