Mr. and Mrs. Yorzilla

        Howdy everyone! Well, went shopping today, getting some nice shoes and some comic books. Haven't gotten to reading them, but perhaps they'll give me some nice ideas. Also had dinner with family. Mother made pork pupperkosh(Don't know how to spell it so I attempted to spell it phonetically) and it was delicious. Also we are watching Sleeping Hollow with Johnny Depp so I must depart, farewell!

Mr. and Mrs. Yorzilla

 

            “Stomp your feet when you smash buildings!” Mrs. Yorzilla roared at her husband.

            “Don't you tell me how to wreak havoc woman!”Mr. Yorzilla yelled back to his wife. The people of the city ran amok as the two hind-legged, dinosaur monsters spoke. The city was massive and a perfect target for the monsters. After striking little rural towns the married monsters needed to hit a bigger city to build back up their monster reputation. “At least I'm not standing in the middle of an empty parking lot!” Mr. Yorzilla pointed at his wife's feet.

          “I-I was just moving over to this crowded highway! See?” Mrs. Yorzilla said as she clumsily scurried over to a highway and crushed cars along it to prove a point.

          “Sure you were honey.” Mr. Yorzilla said with a sarcastic groan. A series of explosions then ran across Mr. Yorzilla's back. He looked above him to see bombers and at his feet to tanks. “Excellent!” Mr. Yorzilla grinned the widest grin his lizard face could allow. “The military is here! If I can wipe them out quick enough our monster reputation will go through the roof!” He then opened up his jaw to unleash his super monster laser blast breath attack on the military and...nothing. He kept his jaw sagging open and nothing.

          “Honey? What's wrong?” Mrs. Yorzilla walked over to her husband.

          “Dumb old man can't even shoot lasers anymore, how pitiful.” said the voice of a young dinosaur monster walking into the city with a strong stride. “And to think you used to be the Legendary Yorzilla. Cities are wasted on old, chump monsters like you and your wife. We might as well be giving away cities to those giant gorilla monsters as playgrounds.”

         “Why you little...” Mr. Yorzilla grumbled.

         “The name's Axerzilla. I'm part of the new generation of monsters so you can leave this city to me.” the monster said with a shrug and a smile.

         “I'm staying, my wife and I got here first and no smug kid is going to make us leave.” Mr. Yorzilla stomped the ground and roared.

         “Make you leave? I will. I challenge you and your ugly, hag for a wife to a Carnage Duel, whoever wins keeps the city.” Axerzilla smiled as he spoke.

          “Ugly, hag for a wife!? We accept!” Mrs. Yorzilla yelled.

          “And what are the conditions for the Duel?” Mr. Yorzilla asked.

         “Simple, whoever wrecks the most buildings in ten minutes wins.” Axerzilla said as the military shot as his kneecaps to no avail.

          “Alright. Let's go!” Mr. Yorzilla said as Axerzilla immediately opened his maw wide. Unlike Mr. Yorzilla Axerzilla still could unleash his super monster laser blast breath attack. He used his breath attack to rip neighborhoods to shreds like a lawnmower. Mrs. Yorzilla tried to use her breath attack, but just like her husband she was aged and had lost her ability. They panicked and dashed across the city. They had to take massive strides and make huge sweeps with their claws to take out buildings in a rate even close to Axerzilla. And that was combining the total between them. As the minutes passed by the further the old couple fell behind. Then an idea crossed Mr. Yorzilla mind just as his monstrous claw cut through an orphanage. “Honey! Distract him while I wreck!”

        “Got it!” Mrs. Yorzilla responded. She ran up to Axerzilla and pushed him onto the ground. She then pinned him with a skyscraper she grabbed from nearby. She put her entire weight on him.

        “Get off of me you old hag!” Axerzilla yelled. He started shooting his laser breath in an attempt to hit her but he couldn't. With him pinned Mr. Yorzilla was able to put the two of them into the lead. Then after the ten minutes had passed Mr. and Mrs. Yorzilla had won the Carnage Duel by a vast margin. Mrs. Yorzilla let Axerzilla go.

       “Fine! You can have the city! I didn't want it anyway.” Axerzilla started mumbling all number of strange curse words in monster languages as he left in a huff.

       “I love you honey.” Mr. Yorzilla said to Mrs. Yorzilla.

        “I love you too.” Mrs. Yorzilla replied.

        They walked off into the sunset smiling as the city lay in ruin.