I was checking my traffic sources for
my website awhile ago. It was the usual stuff(Google, direct url, as
in people directly typing in my website) but I did run across a few
interesting things. One is http://www.stumbleupon.com/ a discovery engine where
people discover and rate web pages, photos and videos and stuff. I
didn't know what it was until I saw it in my traffic source and
looked it up. I think that is an awesome thing because it allows
sites to be rated and searched so that instead of a search engine
just digging stuff up you have people rating things and recommending
it. Then later in the list I got traffic from an apartment ratings website. When I saw that my brain
broke. How could that possibly reference to my site? Did someone have
that open when they looked at my site? How could some link to it? Is
there a keyword? Is there some link between flash fictions and
apartment ratings beyond my knowledge...? What's the connection...?
It's biting away at me...it doesn't make any sense... I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND!!! IS LOGIC JUST A LIE? AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
(Remark from future me awhile after this post: Later found out its some program actually trying to go through my site just trying to get me curious to see where the traffic is as an annoying advertising tool against bloggers. Well they succeeded in messing with me and not in getting me to buy an apartment! A few free pageviews I guess? Still annoying in hindsight and probably the only advertising scheme I hadn't heard about. Stumbleupon might be legitimate though. At least it makes sense when google is a referring site!)
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
(Remark from future me awhile after this post: Later found out its some program actually trying to go through my site just trying to get me curious to see where the traffic is as an annoying advertising tool against bloggers. Well they succeeded in messing with me and not in getting me to buy an apartment! A few free pageviews I guess? Still annoying in hindsight and probably the only advertising scheme I hadn't heard about. Stumbleupon might be legitimate though. At least it makes sense when google is a referring site!)
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Forced Creativity
Genius. People used to say you had to
just let it happen. But now they found chemicals and drugs to force
ideas to come to you and invented tests to find out what people were
susceptible to the chemicals. And I am one of the people who are most
susceptible to those chemicals.
So now they have me inside some padded
cell with cameras. I shout out my ideas and whoever is watching
records them. The cell is padded as the chemicals can induce a
physical madness and cause me to freak. I wear a straight jacket too.
Well, I wear a straight jacket if I freak or if I am uncooperative.
The chemicals are in our food so
either we accept “creativity chemicals” or we starve. All
facilities are operated by the government and propaganda told the
people our living conditions were wonderful. Letters to my family
were forged. There are often hundreds of people in these facilities
accepting chemicals and giving their ideas to the people with the
cameras. Every government on the planet either has or is attempt to
create these facilities.
The chemicals force creativity by
altering the stream of consciousness. I never was a “creative”
person. Then they placed me on the chemicals. Now under the chemicals
the way I think is changed. When you first eat a meal it takes awhile
for them to take effect then when they peak you truly feel the
effects. Normal reality stops being relevant. I'm not talking about
stopping about caring about yourself or family. I'm talking about the
walls of the room. Under the influence of the chemicals the only in
thing in existence is your own mind.
Then inside your mind you start to
see new possibilities. The “ideas” that the chemicals are
inducing. I can best describe them as paintings of varying degrees of vagueness, sometimes even to being perfectly clear and photo
realistic. They can be images of completely new realities or just a
simple new perspective on an old idea. The madness comes from the
fact that I see tens to hundreds to even thousands of these ideas at
once and they can combine and split into new ones. Within minutes of
each other I've innovated on software production and created a
premise for a new novel. And I shouted all those ideas to the people
behind the cameras while inside the madness of the chemicals.
After the chemicals would peak I
would need a rest and they let me out of the cell and into my living
quarters. A decent room with decent accommodations. A bed, a
television, books a table a bathroom and a shower. They would also
let me into a general area where I would be allowed to socialize with
the other “thinkers” in the facility. Everything monitored of
course, couldn't have us formulating an escape. We did actually eat
at the tables together because it took several hours for the
chemicals to take effect and we were guided back to our cells. With
no paper we had no way of passing notes to communicate either.
But then within my madness I came up
with an idea. While trying to come up with an idea for a cure to
blindness I began thinking of braille and in the madness I was also
thinking of ideas about farming. It then hit me. Our facility was
near a massive amount of blueberry farms so they were in many of our
meals. They could hear us with their microphones, but they could not
see us spell messages in braille with blueberries.
And so I set my plan into motion. I
first discussed with the general group of my facility that I wanted
everyone to learn braille because I wanted them to help me work on an
idea to “cure blindness”. They of course learned it quickly. I
would then discuss my fake idea with the general group that would
reach set up dead ends. I would then whisper “gossip” to other
people. The microphones could hear my gossip, but the true motive of
my gossip was as an excuse to lean in odd positions to “whisper”
which was actually to conceal my blueberry messages from the camera
while the person I was whispering looked at them. When I was done
whispering I would just shake my plate and the message would be gone.
It took months, but eventually everyone
learned the craft of blueberry braille, oh how silly that sounds! But
it was a lifesaver for us as we began formulating an escape plan. But
we also got some privacy from the facility as well. People spoke
freely and could say whatever they wanted in the blueberries.
We began using the madness to
formulate a plan while still contributing a few ideas to make sure
they didn't catch on. Eventually after another year and half we came
up with an escape plan. It involved creating an idea that required us
to be near the outside of the facility. We also found a way to
convince the facility to give some of us architectural plans of the
facility as an “example” to inspire us for an idea as it was a
place we were the most familiar with so for our ideas we needed that
to inspire us instead of just any building. They were so arrogant
about their security and desired our ideas so much they complied. We
knew they would never kill any of us. And the continued madness of
the chemicals was enough pain to justify any punishment they gave to
people who couldn't escape. But we executed our plan and we escaped.
A few didn't manage to, as we expected. But when they were captured
they were smiling and laughing because they knew the end goal.
The people who managed to escape,
including myself, didn't stay together. The government facilities
that held us would have both the police and probably the military
pursuing us. Instead we went to every news station we could and told
them our story quickly and the best part the locations. Not just the
location of our facility, but the location of every facility we knew
of. The government would transfer us “thinkers” between
facilities depending on who they wanted to work with whom based on
the ideas we came up with. We had many ideas. The news people jumped
right on it. They didn't know if our story was true, but if it was
they didn't want to risk it so they immediately left for the
locations we gave them. And we kept traveling, spreading the news the
best we could. And from the there it just built as more people found
out the government was pressed more and more, and when it spread on
the Internet eventually the government was found out and other
governments were placed under suspicion by their people and they were
doing they same thing to their “thinkers” that they were doing to
me.
When I saw it all resolve itself and I
met my family once again I couldn't believe I figured out how to do
it. It was the best idea I ever had.
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Hello! I am wondering the same thing about www.aptratings.com as well. It is at the top of my traffic sources list and referring sites lists??? So strange! I am glad I am not the only one that this is happening to. I new at blogging and I am finding out these things along the way. Awesome blog, and great story!
ReplyDeleteGlad its not me too! Also glad you liked my story! Maybe it has to do with servers(because the Internet is just a bunch of linked computers) so when something goes from one site it goes from aptratings.com too so maybe the traffic isn't coming literally from aptratings.com but through it because it shares a server with something. In the Internet things "bounce"(Like if you send an email it usually doesn't go straight to the person your sending it to, it goes through many places) so maybe its like that. I dunno the Internet can get pretty complicated. If anybody has an answer or theory please comment!
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