“Twinkle, twinkle little star.”
I went to Bookman's today with my family and got some old things, one being an old magazine that had a preview column for a video game that'd had been out for several years now. Heh, it's like I'm doing a really, really lame form of time travel.
40% of wizards prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
60% of goblins are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on YBox Live are ogres.
90% of witches find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the human and animal body parts necromancers use in Worldwide Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen from graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they claim on their tax returns.