“Twinkle,
twinkle little star.”
Galileo* #quote
I went to Bookman's today with my family and got some old things,
one being an old magazine that had a preview column for a video game
that'd had been out for several years now. Heh, it's like I'm doing a
really, really lame form of time travel.
Magical
Statistics
40% of wizards
prefer the Pegasus over the dragon for long-distance air travel.
60% of goblins
are Amish-Buddist-Raccoon-Cultists Traditionalists
70% of ogres
are avid gamers and 30% of active user accounts on YBox Live are
ogres.
90% of witches
find wizards sexier without the traditional, messy, long beard.
55% of vampires
do not sparkle, they twinkle.
100% of the human and animal body parts necromancers use in
Worldwide Necromancer Association are legally acquired and not stolen
from graves or innocent bystanders. At least, that's what they claim
on their tax returns.
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