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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Today's #Scifi #fantasy flash fiction #TheMagicalLecture

“I told the witch doctor I was in love with you. And then the witch doctor, the told me what to do, He said that... Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla, bing bang...”
Giacomo Casanova*



Like I was like totally hangin' out with like my total BFF CJ today so I didn't have like a lot of time to like write this story so it's like really really short but I think you will like still totally like it so like enjoy lol!


The Magical Lecture



         The Great Wizard Bobyuzi had spent the better part of six hours last night preparing his lecture on the summoning of Minor Angels for students. Sure it was only Minor Angels but his students were only grade-schoolers. He hoped his effort wouldn't just fly over there head. He began the first part of his lecture.
“All right students take out your notebooks and open a fresh page. Today we're covering the summoning of Minor Angels as I said we would yesterday. Now summoning can be pretty easy if you do it right. Minor Angels are naturally benign beings so you don't need any Protection spells active to shield yourself from evil don't waste your resources! But always make sure you add some protection in case it backfires! And as I always say, never, ever forget magical copyright! Respect the work of others! If your not sure who invented the spell use public domain spells. Though don't worry every spell we use in this school is public domain. Now the spell components for Minor Angels are always plants and they must always be full of recent life. They must never be rotted. So if you picked a flower it shouldn't be withered away for example. And the most important thing of all. Think happy thoughts when summoning and do it for good purposes. If you go against those two things either the angel won't appear or it will and attack you thinking you are an evil being. Though being a Minor Angel it shouldn't be difficult to fight. Seriously, they're like, the size of a Chihuahua. Kick em' and they dispel right back to the Holy Plane. Now then the secondary types of spell components you are...”
         A young wizard's hand then flew up.
         “Yes, Timothcus? was there something confusing about the lecture?” He asked.
         “No...I just really need to pee...”


         Author Comment: Now Greater Angel summoning is where it gets really confusing because that's where you have to also add trigonometry, belly dancing, and model-ship building to the mix. But don't worry...they give the kids multiple choice tests before the practical exams in the classes. The 4th
Grade is rough on wizards...

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