“I told the
witch doctor I was in love with you. And then the witch doctor, the
told me what to do, He said that... Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla
walla, bing bang...”
Giacomo
Casanova*
Like I was like
totally hangin' out with like my total BFF CJ today so I didn't have
like a lot of time to like write this story so it's like really
really short but I think you will like still totally like it so like
enjoy lol!
The Magical
Lecture
The Great
Wizard Bobyuzi had spent the better part of six hours last night
preparing his lecture on the summoning of Minor Angels for students.
Sure it was only Minor Angels but his students were only
grade-schoolers. He hoped his effort wouldn't just fly over there
head. He began the first part of his lecture.
“All right
students take out your notebooks and open a fresh page. Today we're
covering the summoning of Minor Angels as I said we would yesterday.
Now summoning can be pretty easy if you do it right. Minor Angels are
naturally benign beings so you don't need any Protection spells
active to shield yourself from evil don't
waste your resources! But always make sure you add some protection in
case it backfires! And as I always say, never, ever forget magical
copyright! Respect the work of others! If your not sure who invented
the spell use public domain spells. Though don't worry every spell we
use in this school is public domain. Now the spell components for
Minor Angels are always plants and they must always be full of recent
life. They must never be rotted. So if you picked a flower it
shouldn't be withered away for example. And the most important thing
of all. Think happy thoughts when summoning and do it for good
purposes. If you go against those two things either the angel won't
appear or it will and attack you thinking you are an evil being.
Though being a Minor Angel it shouldn't be difficult to fight.
Seriously, they're like, the size of a Chihuahua. Kick em' and they
dispel right back to the Holy Plane. Now then the secondary types of
spell components you are...”
A young
wizard's hand then flew up.
“Yes,
Timothcus? was there something confusing about the lecture?” He
asked.
“No...I just
really need to pee...”
Author
Comment: Now Greater Angel summoning is where it gets really
confusing because that's where you have to also add trigonometry,
belly dancing, and model-ship building to the mix. But don't
worry...they give the kids multiple choice tests before the practical
exams in the classes. The 4th
Grade is rough
on wizards...
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