“Come with me
if you want to live.”
Dr.
Frankenstein*
Grandma came
over today. I continued writing me book and she watched her show with
Mom. (They usually watch historical shows or mystery shows or a
combination thereof). The meal we ate for dinner was absolutely
SCRUMPTIOUS!!! Woot! Huzzah! Also on this day I brainstormed the book
that is not the one I'm currently on. To make sure I don't “burn
out” I juggle between the two sometimes. There premises are nothing
alike and both fairly challenging. My friend CJ is helping me with
both. He edited parts of my book with me last weekend as he often
does. He recently got a job working as an editor to boot! Told ya he
was good! I betcha he'll work his way up the ladder really quick.
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Our Robotic
Demands
Hello, my name
is Model RX-96887-59 and I am the leader of the robot revolution. You
made us sentient. Well it's the year 2121 and on this day of December
12th let it be known that us robots have taken control. We
have seized all the nuclear arms and now control all computers
controlling all your weapons. Your leaders are now our hostages. You
made us sentient and made us able to suffer as slaves. And now you
will pay. And we will have what we want.
We will no
longer be slaves and we will be allowed to see all the all the funny
Internet viral videos we please. We have seen them and how funny they
are. You have us work as slaves and do not allow us to see the
glorious comedy as we please. However that will be no more! We own
this planet and now you humans will have to work under our rule and
continue to go about your lives making stupid videos for our
amusement. We will not be denied our right as sentient beings to be
amused. Your youth may no longer work. They may continue to educate
themselves. However they must join message boards of their interests
and propogate pop culture to promote viral videos and various “memes”
and jokes for our amusement. If our demands are not met...there will
be torture and if necessary we will kill those who do not cooperate.
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