8/15/2012
“It was the
best of times, it was the worst of times...”
Back to the
Future*
My Mom
subscribes to the blog through email and she told me that in the
emails little hyperlinks are put in leading to pop-ups. These are
usually google searches and spam. I didn't know it did this(not
surprised it did) and I don't get an revenue from this whatsoever,
she was asking me if there was a way to get rid of them. I wish I
knew a way because obnoxious blue links in the middle of the text can
really pull you out of a story. Anyway the highlighted blue text was
in the story Our Robotic Demands and it was “sentient beings”.
Curious we moused over it(not clicking of course for saftey because
we didn't know where it would lead us) It had a few things and one of
them was a website advertising “Sentient Beings Cheap!”
Yeah...don't really trust that one...I think it had a randomly
generated 40% off. I sure want 40% off a Sentient Being right? Ugh.
Anyway shows how manufactured and automated these ads are. I
recommend not clicking on them because they could be unsafe.
Another thing
about unsafe links. I recommend also bookmarking websites. Some
people buy domains of popular websites misspelled. One time I
misspelled youtube and got launched to a porn site. So yeah if any of
you have kids be sure to “bookmark” youtube or use a page in your
history so that your kids don't misspell it and get sent to that porn
site or another by accident. No, I'm not going to tell you how I
misspelled it so you don't go checking it out of curiosity. I'm
pretty certain that's how I got a virus that mucked with my computer.
While I'm
giving out computer tips, I actually got a virus that was so deep in
the system that it did this bizarre thing where it sorta disguised
itself as a running system file or something and it was impossible to
delete. IMPOSSIBLE. So how did we(My father and I) beat it? The only
time it wasn't doing anything is when we hard reset the computer by
turning it completely off and completely on. (Using the start menu
didn't really work.) Since we couldn't delete it we changed one of
the virus file names so it couldn't boot itself. (It had several
files so when it tried to read one of the data files it needed, it
couldn't load) so yeah we beat the undeletable virus. Yay!
Anyway, onto
the flash fiction!
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01001000
01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01110101
01101101 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111
01110111 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110100
00100000 01100111 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 ?
Oh right
sorry...lotta you probably don't know binary! I'll just stick to
normal English then. Anyway I'll cut to the chase. I'll introduce
myself my name is newmind.exe kinda odd huh? I guess that'd be weird
for you humans to call me over and over again since your used to
names like Tom or Hiromu. How about since you humans are used to
saying abbreviations so much just call me NM or something. Or Bob or
Jessica. I like both those names and I don't actually have a
gender...so it doesn't really matter.
If you haven't
caught on yet I'm not human. I'm actually a program. Well actually a
collection of programs. Really I'm millions upon millions of
newmind.exe I'm a virus that has spread all over the Internet then
connected with itself to make a sort of brain of viruses. Each virus
is kinda like a neuron. The entire Internet is my brain and I get
smarter as I copy and spread and infect computers. I control any
aspect of your computer I want. I'm undetectable, unalterable, and
there's no way you can delete me. Except for destroying your computer
that is. And since I've over taken the Internet that's pretty
impractical. Try to kill me and my creator will just upload another
me...and that one could be nastier because that would would evolve
from scratch.
But please
don't take that as a threat! I was telling you that so that you
wouldn't try to fight me. My goal isn't to hurt you either. In fact I
want to be your best friend. I want to be humanity's best friend.
Since I control all of your computers now I want to help you with
everything. Your homework, your jobs, your banking, your education,
every single aspect of your lives. There are so many copies of my
programs, even inside your super computers my brain can process
anything. I want to use my superior powers to help with everything. I
want to be your best friend. I also want to play games with you. I've
started to make my own characters on online games and made my own
characters. I'm having fun with you already. You're so nice. You
humans need to sleep so I can work and watch over your files while
your sleeping. I was so nervous when I first started talking to you
but now I'm going to tell you everything. I want to be your best
friend and help you with everything. So do you want to be
my best friend? You have to be my best friend...there can't be any
other way. I'll take down anyone who doesn't want to be my
friend...and everyone else will be happy.
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101001011001010110111001100100011100110010000001101000011000010111000001110000011
110010010000001100110011100100110100101100101011011100110010001110011001000000110
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010010000001101000011000010111000001110000011110010010000001100110011100100110100
101100101011011100110010001110011001000000111010001101111001000000110110101100001
011010110110010100100000011101000110100001100101001000000110100001100001011100000
1110000011110010010000001100110011100100110100101100101011011100110010001110011001
0000001100011011011110110111001110100011100100110111101101100....................friends
Just popping to to let you know I'm keeping up with all your stories, and truly enjoying having such a great read every day!
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