“Make love,
not war.”
Genghis Khan*
Had a busy day.
My glasses were broken had new ones fitted today, Grandma came over and I had a bit of writers
block. But hopefully it's still good. I hope
you enjoy!
The Mythical
Dragon's Lament
I'm so
lonely. I have to stay in this magic temple and wait for people
to pass the Trials of Power and Greatness. If they do I get to grant
them each a wish. I don't get to leave so I don't have any friends or
a girlfriend. People leave pretty quickly after they get their wish. I
made up this really, really long speech just so they have to stay
longer. I also speak really long and dramatically. My normal voice is
not a booming, thunderous thing but a bit more of a sort of
Brooklyn/Mexican accent. Anyway I also work to make their wishes
backfire just so they have to comeback and un-wish them. I really
need the company. I'm so lonely. Oh! I have an idea. Could you
please be my penpal? My address is 1700 Mystical Temple Lane. We can
talk about so much like interior decorating(one of my big hobbies
since I can't leave the temple I summon whatever furniture I want to
decorate the place. People get confused when they see me, the
mystical dragon sitting on a fashionable chair but I don't care. It
makes them stay longer.) I also like video games. I can also play
them from inside the temple. Solitaire too. Lot's and lot's of
solitaire. I'm so lonely. Please be my penpal. I grant you a
special wish and you don't even have to pass the Trials of Power and
Greatness! Pretty please?
Sincerely,
The Mythical
Dragon
PS: I changed
my mind I'll give you two wishes...please write to me! I'll wait for
you!
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