“1.
A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a
human being to come to harm. 2. A robot must obey the orders
given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict
with the First Law. 3. A robot must protect its own existence as
long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second
Laws.”
HAL 9000*
Hey folks. Not
too much happened today. As per usual my life is a roller-coaster of
mundanity. (Probably just like yours!) Seizures were down which is
good. CJ may not come over this weekend I spoke with him. He's
starting his editing job next monday so he has to prepare and he may
not get enough done for the weekend. Tommorrow my anime(japanese
cartoon) club starts up again. Man is it awesome being a nerd. You
get to do the coolest things. And those Japanese cartoons can be
quite entertaining if you avoid the...um...questionable ones. But the
most entertaining part of the club is the friends there anyways not
the cartoons. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
A How To
Guide To Dimension Running
Wanna learn how
to run extra-dimensionally? First you need to concentrate. This is
done by having a stupidly large amount of greed. The kinda of greed
that makes you insane enough to go into the extra-dimensions in the
first place despite all the dimension-police and crazy
extra-dimensional monsters that will be inevitably chasing you. But
your greed can pay off. I have one of those dimension-diamonds that
will set me for the next month in lavish luxury if I can get it back
home into the normal world. And it took me only a day of searching to
find it.
Now that you
have your greed you can get to the actual running. The thing that
keeps you from being caught and either being sent to dimensional
prison or being devoured by vile extra-dimensional monsters. No
vehicles can be brought into the dimensions so everything is done on
foot. You could try running in just your normal three dimensions
Earth style. You may get away with it if you're some sort of Olympic
runner. But in my opinion if you don't twist through dimensions
you're in trouble.
To move
dimensionally just use whatever dimension-shift device you have
naturally. Mine's a bracelet with buttons lining it. I just push a
button to pull myself along to another dimension. First time your
brain tries to comprehend it you're going to feel like you're going
through three years of school in a single second. You know how
reality normally has just up, down, left, right, forward, and back?
Well with a dimension shift device you can add and subtract
directions. Or at least the directions you are experiencing so you
can maneuver differently than those around you. I've gone straight
through a dimensional being by becoming one dimensional. (When I
asked a dimensional scientist one day how I could become one
dimensional without my brain becoming expressed he used a flurry of
gigantic sciency words along with an overly simplified explanation at
the end of that I'm only kinda becoming one dimensional in transition
and not becoming crushed, my atoms are sort of phasing one
dimensionally but really staying the same. I didn't quite get it.
Truthfully I don't think he gets it either and he was just making it
up as he goes along.)
Speaking of
making it up as you go along...that is how you escape the police and
the monsters. The police expect tactics or panic but not a middle
ground. The monsters the same. So what I do is come up with a plan.
Follow it for about five minutes then randomly do something
different. Come up with a completely different plan. I mix up how
long it takes me to change plans. But whenever they start to adapt
themselves to what think is going to be my plan I'm doing something
different. And no matter how nauseous it makes you...keep adding and
subtracting the amount of directions you're traveling through.
Now sometimes
you're just moments away from being caught. Stuck in that moment
where you think “I should just give up.” “I shouldn't have gone
to the extra dimensions to get the dimension diamonds.” However
there is a natural reaction. The natural panic that people have in
the last moment. They either try to split themselves in as many
directions as possible to confuse the police or monsters or try to
slip by in 2D or 1D or even try to time travel, the most dangerous
dimensional move of all(don't try, very few people have pulled it off
without killing themselves) The police are used to those maneuvers.
And the monsters are used to getting meals that way too.
Me though.... I
just go 4D to bluff the cops into thinking I'm going into a huge
amount of dimensions then I flop right back into 3D and do my last
dash while they scramble themselves expecting me to go into many more
directions. I've saved my skin in so many ways like that.
And that's the
basics of running extra-dimensionally. Really I could give much more
information. Information on paths and areas and even the specific
monsters and cops and good ways to exercise and the best dimensional
diamonds to pick up. So much I could cover. Maybe I should write a
book. It could be a best seller! I smell money right now! And money I
don't need to run from monsters and police to get! Ignore that last
statement. Extra-dimensional running for the dimension diamonds is a
perfectly fine living if you follow my advice. Oh, I forgot to
mention why it's illegal. See taking the dimension diamonds from the
additional dimensions damages the space-time continuum and can cause
a new kind of environmental damage. I mean it's not too bad. I can
run away from any of the dinosaurs that come from the past and from
what I heard Benjamin Franklin and Genghis Khan love it here.
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