“C'mon baby
light my fire.”
Thomas The Tank
Engine*
Unfortunately
looks like my friend CJ is not going to be able to come over this
weekend. (This is where everyone needs to go “Nooooo!!!!!”) So I
won't be having my epic Pokemon duel with him. But hey, I still wrote
a story early out of it. I hope you enjoy!
The Doodle
Duel
The setting of
the fight was history class. Boring history class. Sam normally
though history was interesting. But today it was mind-numbingly
boring. Today was Friday. And that meant review. Sam was too
smart to need it, and since he liked history enough he remembered
everything the first time. So now everything was a dull mess. The
only solution was to use his rather mediocre drawing skills to create
a doodle duel on paper to pass the time.
He began by
drawing two stick people on his notebook paper. He drew a line and a
hump on top of the head of one. That made his cowboy. He turned the
other one's face into a mask, leaving a slit with eyes left. That was
his ninja.
He drew two
squares in each of their hands then an oval coming from each of those
boxes. Those were their chainsaws. Those ovals from each of those
boxes were drawn to meet, the two combatants were fighting with their
chainsaws. Sam wrote “RrRrrrRrrrrrR”
He then added fire at
their feet. Why? Because there are very few things in this world that
are not more awesome without fire. The was fierce. He layered it over
and over.
He wasn't
content with only two combatants. So he added another. A wizard with
an incredibly pointy hat. The only thing that labeled him a wizard.
He drew the wizard riding upon a dinosaur, or a cow. With Sam's
drawing skills an onlooker couldn't tell what the wizard was riding.
Sam decided he
would bring in one more fighter. A box with an eye inside with the
box having for lines coming from it. (Those lines being the arms and
legs) This was the only the way he knew how to draw a robot.
He then added
tension by drawing thunder clouds. Puffs with zig-zags flying across
the page. He gave each combatant a laser gun too to add more danger.
(Pretty much just a box with a line as a handle and LASER written on
it.) Soon he was going select a winner by drawing explosions over all
the losers. But a harbinger of peace would come to stop the duel.
“Sam? You're
drawing during review again? Put your doodles away and turn back to
your notes that you took during the week. Don't make me take your
pencil away.” The teacher turned went back to the book and the
review.
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