“Well I'll be
a monkey's uncle!”
Charles
Darwin*
CJ came over
this weekend as I said. Anyway, short post as he left late after
dinner, this story was quickly written as well, but I still liked it.
Enjoy!
What It's
Like to Be a Spell
Hey, do you
live in one of those worlds where magic isn't sentient? Where spells
don't have souls? No, wait, don't tell me you live in one of those
magicless world. Whoah, that has got to be a load of trouble. We
spells help you guys so much I don't know how you humans would make
it beyond houses made of sticks and good luck.
I should
introduce myself. My name is Arc of the Fairy. A spell masterfully
crafted by the wizard Merlin. Yup, that guy. Dude's reincarnated
himself hundreds of times and travels between worlds. That's why I
thought you probably heard of him. In fact even better I'm the spell
that he uses to travel between the worlds. Eh, eh eh? How's that for
awesome? The best part? I don't need any spell components! Eat
that Dimension Bending! Who's the best world traveling spell now?
I've got history and a history!
Sure
you have to speak the ancient fairy tongue to cast the original
magical chant to sync with my magical aura. And you have to have
absorbed the magical energy of a certain amount of evil energy by
killing demons or other beasts to inspire the good energy of the
faeries to join you.
But
I still have plenty of utility!
Why
in fact it may be a positive thing! In fact if I remembering Merlin
was gathering evil energy to upgrade my scope for him by slaying
creatures from your world one of the times he reincarnated himself!
You're from Earth right? That's the world where he was killing
beasts! Yup evil energy slain gets good attracted! That's why you
don't have demons anymore... at least most of them. Y'know all those
dragons and demons and all that other stuff. He killed it all to
increase its power for him. See? I'm useful since I promote demon
killing all while improving my usefulness! It's like if recycling
powered your car! (You are one of the car worlds right?)
Merlin's
decided to retire to one world for a while now. But that doesn't mean
I should being used. No. So many wizards and witches should be using
me! I'm so much more useful than someone like Dimension Bending! You
got any wizards and witches in your world? Are you one? Totally use
me! Find a way to contact Merlin. If you ask nicely he can tell you
how to cast me. If you're not could you tell one of wizard or witch
friends? That would be really nice. Thanks. Like totally thanks. It
would be nice if I could be cast soon. Like really soon. Thanks.
Please. Thanks!
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