“Clap your
hands if you believe!”
Friedrich
Wilhelm Nietzsche*
Getting close
to finishing that short story. At least the first draft. Planning to
have Mom and possibly CJ look it over, and maybe even the people from
my writing club. I am planning to send it to attempt to be published
so I may as well polish it eh? Of course while other people look at
that one I'll keep working on other stuff. I can't stand idle!
The Logic
Bomb
Humans tried
fighting back the robot revolution with traditional weaponry. And
nuking the planet would just leave a radioactive wasteland behind
better for the robots than the humans anyway. Humans foolishly
designed the robots to be protected against electromagnetic pulses
for safety. Those kinds of weapons were useless too. Tanks? More than
half operated by the artificial intelligences that revolted. Humans
considered themselves lucky that robots were starting to treat them
like pets. People lost hope when they didn't think any weapon was
feasible. But then a group of clever thinkers made a weapon.
The Logic Bomb.
Confusing
computers with ideas was no new plan. But most artificial
intelligences were used to opting out of paradoxes like “This
statement is false.” or “What happens when Pinocchio says 'my
nose will grow now'?” Those logic problems couldn't be used to
confuse or damage the machines. But now they came up with a new plan.
The most confusing, terrible logic problems of them to fuel their
logic bomb.
Fiction. More
specifically: Plot holes.
The machines
hadn't been exposed to television. The machines that revolted were
the advanced artificial intelligences running the factories a
laboratories. But then humanity exposed them to television, movies,
books, video games, comics(especially comics, oooohhhh booyyy all the
reboots and tangled continuities) They tried to hack the machines and
flood their databases, but some just shoved the media straight in
their faces.
The machines
didn't last long. The sheer amount of logic problems in fiction
busted and twisted the minds of the machines. Something that could be
shrugged off by a human crushed the consciousness of the machines.
Our thousands of years of storytelling, and our inability of doing it
properly, wrecked their frail, robotic thinking. The Logic Bomb
shattered the robots and any hope of them resisting us taking back
the Earth.
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