“Oh for
goodness sake!”
The Wicked Witch
of the West*
Today I got
some good progress on my book done. Looking forward to club tomorrow.
Went to a doctor's appointment. Overall good but had more seizures
that usual, maybe the physical exertion of going out caused them to
spike. Only one that really got to me was when I seized into a wall
at the doctors office a little, not too bad though.
Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
If The
Dictionary Turned Out A Little Bit Different
The following
is the definitions of a few of our words as they are defined in an
alternate universe:
Restroom: The
place in hospitals where doctors place coma patients.
Iceberg: A
particularly snowy town.
Underwear:
Damage on the underside of automobiles over a long period of time.
Boxers: Hobos
that live in boxes.
United States:
A country where everyone eats healthy and listens to their parents.
Copyright:
Using a second right turn to change direction see U-Turn
Cow:
Intelligent, resourceful, stealthy animal.
Video Game:
Productive activity.
Science: Wordy magic.
Computer:
Unbreakable object.
Author:
Instantly successful person.
Author Comment:
Maybe I should do more of these definitions along with my
quotes...hehe not sure if this is as good though.
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