“This is my
happy face.”
Mr. Potato
Head* #quote
Today played a
new video game I got. I was very videogamey. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Mayor
Numbskull's Speech
Mayor Numbskull
adjusted his zebra-striped tie with purple polka dots to ready his
ego for his speech. He walked up to the podium in his rainbow tie-dye
suit and sweat pants and addressed the crowd.
“Citizens of
Idiotville von Morontown, I your esteemed Mayor, bring you good news
bearing our major city projects. Firstly we have finished placing the
five thousand bright red neon signs that read 'avoid distracted
driving' all throughout the city. Surely our streets will be safer
now. Next our education project where we replace all Science classes
with direct TV education is completed. Now our children are
efficiently education with family friendly entertainment by sitting
in the classrooms watching sitcoms blindfolded. And finally our last
major project, Nuclear Evolution has entered its first stages. Since
our scientists realized that Darwin said that evolution will give
rise to better organisms we decided we can solve our nuclear
radiation problems with evolution. So we are dumping massive nuclear
wastes into our nature preserves so that the ecosystem can adapt and evolve into an ecosystem that can handle it.” The mayor smiled. “I
predict that Idiotville von Morontown will go down as the city to
solve the environmental nuclear waste problem!”
The crowd gave
massive cheers to their mayor, yelling things like “Woo! Huzzah!”
and “Pineapple milkshake!”
The mayor waved
to the crowd. “I hope that I am lucky enough to become your mayor
next term through our jellybean juggling contest selection system.”
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