“Leaders are made, not born.”
Dr. Frankenstein* #quote
Today mother went shopping and got me two neat little magazines on
her trip. Yay! One told of comet coming to visit us this
year(November I believe) that will so bright it'll be seen during the
day. Incredible huh? Looking forward to it.
The Moon Cheese Conspiracy
My name is Steve Yolders, and if you are reading this I am most
likely dead as this is my emergency message to be sent out upon my
demise. The government probably assassinated me. For knowing the
truth. The truth you must all know. The truth is the moon is really
made of cheese. The ultimate cheese. So delicious is it nirvana in
itself. I know this because I stole some from a government facility.
The moon rocks shown to the people are elaborate fakes. They first
brought back cheese and have been ever since. Mission after mission.
With many top secret missions. The budget crisis? All money spent on
secret projects to make obtaining the cheese easier. Most governments
know about the cheese in some form or the other. Wars? To take cheese
storage and obtainment facilities. Ever since the first landing on
the Moon that's all its been about is the cheese. The cheese who's
taste brings out such an extreme pleasure the politicians are willing
to sacrifice their countries for it.
So spread this message and let the world know that they are bound
under the rule of greedy fools desiring the cheesy pleasures above
their fellow people! Overthrow the greed for cheese! Now that you
know their motive, and know they are mere puppets you can fight back!
Go! The Moon will no longer cast its light of influence on us!
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