“Honey I'm
home.”
Odysseus*
#quote
Today I went
out with Dad to Bookmans and to get an ice cream shake. I share his
taste in mint chocolate chip. My Dad does have to be right about at
least one thing.
The Science
Duel
Two scientists:
Doctors Jim and Tim, worked in the same lab. They also worked
together with their shared crush Doctor Sammi. She was so beautiful.
The two could hardly describe how perfectly her molecules fit
together to make the perfect figure. And her eyes were a pretty green
too. Without even talking to each other about they decided that today
would be the final of their many battles to impress her over the
other. A duel...of science.
First came the
battle of physics. They both wrote the most elaborate equations
involved in their experiments on the chalkboards in the lab and
looked at them very thoughtfully. They made sure that when she was
looking to shout “Ah ha!” and “Eureka!” before solving their
equations before her eyes.
When battling
via chemistry they showed off when the chemicals in beakers changed
colors. Yes. She knew the significance of blue to green, green to
yellow and all the different liquids they were working with. And they
made sure that she saw every time they made a leap in transformation.
They wrote down their observations with dramatic finesse.
And to top off
their battle of science they turned to the data output from
the electron microscope. They looked at it mumbling “Uh-huh, yes, I
see, huh, oh, hmmm..” because the data really didn't bring anything
significant for them to find so they had to pretend like they were
discovering something.
At the end of
the day Doctor Sammi turned to them and said, “Jim and Tim you did
some great work today. I really appreciate all the hard work you do.
You two are my most valued colleges and and my best friends.”
It seems the
current lab results are that both men are forever friend zoned.
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