“Prepare to
meet your maker!”
Igor*
#quote
Today I went to
a fun event, the release party for the school literary magazine of
ASU, it was sponsored by my writing club. Much fun was had. Anyway
onto the flash fiction!
The Wizard's
Rules Of House Cleaning
I, the great
wizard Alakazam-chala, great and powerful wielder of magic, have
determined that when using magic to clean one's household you must
follow these rules:
Number One:
Never use fire magic to make your toast. Using a toaster is easier
and will result in less burnt toast.
Number Two:
Never summon a zombie to do your dishes. Your neighbors will call you
lazy and creepy.
Number Three:
Never summon a demon to do your dishes. Your neighbors will still
call you lazy and creepy.
Number Four: Do
not vacuum by opening holes to pocket dimensions to suck objects into
the void. You can lose furniture this way.
Number Five: Do
not make your bed by using time magic to return it to a state before
you messed up the sheets and blankets. Time paradoxes can be a lot
harder to patch up than a few creases in your fabric.
I, the great
wizard Alakazam-chala, great and powerful wielder of magic, have
determined after writing these rules, that it might not be a good
idea to use magic to do your housework.
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