Today's #flashfiction #TomsRandomlyGenderatedAdventure

“lol”

Gwynplaine, The Man Who Laughs* #quote

        CJ's came over today, he has read portions of the book I'm working on so I'll be getting some new opinions which is nice which will most likely improve the way I'm working on it overall

      Oh and today's flash fiction is going to be another special one. Awhile back I did one where I used randomly generated nouns from a program in the flash fiction. For today's though I'm just going to random words of any category.

      So in other words the following words in italics were picked by a program and I will be forced to use them throughout the story. I did not change any of the results that came up from the random word generator.

explodes
crossbones
liquidation
pappy
exultantly

cheetahs
crosiers
leniency
unconscionably
ringleader

swotted
vaporization
authorizations
confessing
liaisons
prematurely
levity
fulsome
statements
accretion

Now that you know the words, onto the flash fiction!

Tom's Randomly Generated Adventure

       Tom's boss explodes as he fired Tom. Tom knew this was the end. He looked up to the crossbones on the flag of the ship, his boss was no ordinary boss, but a pirate. This meant that Tom would soon walk the plank. Liquidation of assets on a pirate ship, people or supplies, was never pleasant.

      But Tom's pappy exultantly lobbied for him and got some other poor sap fired instead. But the threats to Tom's life didn't end here even though he was saved from walking the plank. Because now this was when the sea cheetahs attacked. Many crew members were killed by crafty, quick and violent animals. Even that one guy that everybody talks to at work but nobody knows the name of was pulled into the ocean and eaten by the monstrous beasts. But after crosiers randomly crossed their mind the beasts of the sea gave the crew some leniency and let most of them live.

      Yet despite that happy bit of luck Tom's boss still treated him unconscionably yelling at him like an abusive circus ringleader. On the pirate ship they were taking their stolen treasure and packaging it for shipment so they swotted it to make maximum profit when they sold it on shore. They at least wanted to make money after the massive attack they had by sea beasts.

      But it looked like that may not happen because at that moment an alien spaceship arrived and subjected half their cargo to vaporization. Why? Because after those alien scientists got the proper authorizations from their superiors to do as they please on Earth they decided to pull some pranks on humans because they are jerks. And they certainly wouldn't be confessing any of their fun to their bosses.

Tom's boss decided he just couldn't take it anymore. He wsa fine with some of his crew being dragged down to the depths. But his profit? No! So he decided to stop the aliens. How could he? By using the same power he used to keep his crew in line: for see Tom's boss the captain, was also a wizard. So he used his liaisons with the underworld to summon up demons to do battle with the aliens.

       The aliens had to use their weapons prematurely(it was planned for when they pranked the White House). They used their levity ray and made the demons treat the situation humorously and pacified them. The demon's treated the situation so humorously they were even fulsome towards the alien's and complimented them.

     The aliens still got mad at the humans for going after them even though it was just the captain, and switched to lethal weapons. They blasted the ship with lasers. Tom yelled some vulgar statements at the aliens during the accretion of water onto the ship. But eventually the ship sunk and he died.

      The End!