Today's #flashfiction #AWarningFromTheFuture

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A Clockwork Orange* #quote

       Today I texted CJ about a card game tournament we may be going together to soon. Woot! Maybe we won't because of the times. Either way we'll probably be hanging this weekend. Anyway onto the flash fiction!

A Warning From The Future

      With a dramatic fizzle, snap and pop a time vortex opens up in blog and fourth wall. The sound of vortex resembled the unattractive sound when you flush after using too much toilet paper. The time traveler is in a snazzy futuristic suit that is ultra shiny and sleek because everything from the future is that way.

       “I bring you warnings from the future. Insignificant warnings because I can't tell you significant warnings because that would alter the time line too much and would cause time paradoxes. So sorry no natural disasters or things like that.”

        The time traveler gives you a dramatic shrug. Because time travel is dramatic.

       “In the future there will be an opportunity for you get an absurd of Mexican food. Hold back. Your body will regret it if you did. In this time line you didn't and regretted. As did several people close to you. Close as in nearby.”

        The time traveler symbolized the tragic event by waving his hand in front of his nostrils.

        “Soon an acquaintance will have an incident involving a social networking site. In this time line you ride into the sunset on a horse banging coconuts together. The incident will become much worse or turn terrible if it wasn't if you do this. So don't...no matter how tempted you are.”

         The time traveler's face turned incredibly serious.

        “And now for my most important warning. A Scottish ghost will soon haunt you. And during a moment where it would be an incredibly inappropriate to do so you will be compelled to do a Scottish accent. Do not because everything you hold dear could be at stake. And if you think you're safe because you're Scottish...well you Scottish accented and speaking people...you will be haunted by French ghosts. So beware. I bid you farewell and I hope you heed my warnings.”