“Ignorance of the law is no excuse.”
Ernesto Miranda* #quote
It looks like CJ will be coming over tomorrow...which means things
will happen! Yayyyyy! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
A Suicidal Comedy
People wondered why the cheery comedian committed suicide.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
He had such a successful career.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
He had a wonderful wife.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
He was wealthy.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
He was fit and healthy.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
Friends or family couldn't think of a single tragedy in his life.
Why did he stick that knife in his heart?
A few weeks after his suicide his wife found his suicide note, it
had fallen from its intended place on a table and got swept under a
cabinet by the police. It answered the question they all wondered.
The note read:
“I ran out of jokes. Couldn't think of a single thing before my
next performance and my career would be in the tank. I got very
depressed. But then I thought of at least one joke and that made me
happy. This! I made sure my life had a point because I stabbed
myself! Get it? Because a knife is sharp? Life? Point? Knife? I
always say I'd do anything for a joke and my career will end on a
high note.”
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