“There is a disturbance in the force.”
Einstein* #quote
Today I traveled to an alternate universe where you could go inside
of video games and experience them yourself! I could only be there a
short while and during that time I couldn't think of any games where
that weren't horrible death traps off the top of my head. Even
Pokemon, if real, could lead you to a terrible, terrible fate. Anyway
onto the flash fiction!
The Psychic Goblin
Oh, elves and humans say we goblins are full of it. Liars and cheats
and all that. That we brag about talents we don't have and weave
elaborate tales with no bearing in reality. Well guess what, the
humans and elves are the ones full of it! Would this wonderful green
face lie to you? I have a wonderful talent that is doubted by many.
I'm psychic. Let me prove it.
Pick a number between one and a hundred.
Multiply that number by two.
Add ten.
Multiply it that number by two.
Add four.
And presto! I just made you do math. I have the power of mind
control! See I'm psychic. Some people keep saying they thought I was
trying to show I could read their mind. But that's just silly.
Goblin's can't read minds.
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