Tuesday, May 24, 2016

Today's #flashfiction Another Dictionary

  “Google it.”
Confucius* #quote

People talk about love in the air, but what about love in the ground? Anyway onto the flash fiction!

Another Dictionary

         People have theorized about parallel universes where many things are the same, but there are differences as well. Big things, little things. All across these possibilities. In some of these universes even the definitions of words have changed. Here are some of those definitions from a dictionary from one of the many parallel universes.

Iceberg: A particularly snowy town.
Underwear: Damage on the underside of automobiles over a long period of time.
Boxers: Hobos that live in boxes.
United States: A country where everyone eats healthy and listens to their parents.
Copyright: Using a second right turn to change direction see U-Turn
Cow: Intelligent, resourceful, stealthy animal.
Video Game: Productive activity.
Science: Wordy magic.
Computer: Unbreakable object.
Author: Instantly successful person.

         Perhaps another few universes over things will really start looking different...

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