“Don't let
others tell you what to do.”
Simon* #quote
Do the jokers in the deck of cards have an audience? I'm not sure if
the Jack, Queen or King care for humor. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Earth
Invasion Plan
Step 1: Arm
spaceships
Step 2: Survey
planet for landing point
Step 3: Enter
atmosphere
Step 4: Land on
surface.
Step 5: Deploy
army.
Step 6: Deploy
airforce.
Step 7: See
human counterattack.
Step 8: Counter
their counterattack.
Step 9: Fail,
then send more support.
Step 10: Fail
again, then um, send for backup?
Step 11:
Receive word from home that no forces are available.
Step 12: Uh-oh,
so, should I, no wait, they've got all those angles covered.
Step 13:
Realize I'm way in over my head.
Step 14:
Tactical retreat.
Step 15: They
cut me off. Okay, I can salvage this. Maybe if I...deploy the, no
that won't work...
Step 16: Get
captured.
Step 17: Hey, the cell at this “Area 51” holding facility of
theirs is surprisingly roomy!
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