Today's #flashfiction Hills And Those Who Go Up Them

“I didn't mean to barge in.”

The Kool-Aid Man* #quote

I know there are potatoes but are there potafingers? Anyway onto the flash fiction!

Hills And Those Who Go Up Them

Arthur and Merlin went up the hill,

To fetch Excalibur.

Arthur fell down and broke his crown,

And Merlin came tumbling after.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water.

Jack fell down and broke his crown,

And Jill came tumbling after.

Jack and Jill were more fortunate,

Jill didn't have a wand to drop like Merlin did.

Jack went home normal, but Arthur a squid!