“Loreal hair
gel, because I'm worth it.”
Albert
Einstein*
Wrote this
story ahead of time since CJ's coming over this weekend. Hope you
enjoy it! Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Walls
Can Talk
If only walls
could talk is an expression people just throw around. They should
take it more seriously. Walls can talk. And they are talking smack
about you. Yup, they gossip the most out of any object in the
house since no matter how much you move things around they see
everything. Yeah, they're as sentient as your refrigerator. Oh, don't
tell me you didn't know about that.
The walls
chatter about everything. Whether made of brick or wood or anything
else since the eavesdroppers have nothing better to do with their
time they just talk while you're not listening. In every home. They
kinda spread news about all humans in a massive gossip network of
walls between buildings. (If they need help getting some juicy news
they get help connecting to further buildings by talking to the floor
who talks to plumbing).
They always
spread their gossip and trust me they're listening to you.
They saw what you did last night and it is the biggest talking point
of all the walls around the block. Yup, they know. Stuff like
that goes viral on the wall-gossip network so watch what you do next
time because the walls are watching too.
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