“The number
you have reached is out of service.”
Ghostbusters*
#quote
Today I worked
on my book. Getting close to clockin' in 20k words. Mom read the
first three chapters. She liked it. But she pointed out something
that I may have work on adjusting. Glad there aren't any big plot
holes or nothing, but soon I hope I'll be throwing it at my writer's
club and CJ will be looking at it. The more opinions the better, the
bigger the control group the better eh? They may notice some problems she didn't, I hope to fix everything I can and any recommendations they give will help.
Supervillain
Insured
The crime show
ends and a gila monster standing on two legs with red lipstick and a
black wig appears on the television screen. He speaks at the viewers
in a deep, confident voice, “Are you in proper hands in case of a
supervillain attack? Are you insured or is your insurance the best it
can be?” A house behind the gila monster was lit on fire by a giant
CGI robot and a cackling supervillain actor. “What you may not
realize that in these modern times 20% of property damage is caused
by supervillains. Remember supervillains often escape and hardly ever
pay for damages, don't ever let the myths of caught villains paying
the bills for the damage of their evil plans mislead you. They can't
afford because of what they pay to construct their evil lairs in the
first place. But we're here for you. With better coverage than the
other peoples.”
The gila
monster took a bow.
“Who are we?
We are Industrialists do-be-boop-de-beep-do!”
And after that
the commercial closed with the logo, contact information, a large
paragraph of disclaimers.
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