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Monday, March 25, 2013

Today's #flashfiction #SupervillianInsured

“The number you have reached is out of service.”
Ghostbusters* #quote




       Today I worked on my book. Getting close to clockin' in 20k words. Mom read the first three chapters. She liked it. But she pointed out something that I may have work on adjusting. Glad there aren't any big plot holes or nothing, but soon I hope I'll be throwing it at my writer's club and CJ will be looking at it. The more opinions the better, the bigger the control group the better eh? They may notice some problems she didn't, I hope to fix everything I can and any recommendations they give will help.





Supervillain Insured


       The crime show ends and a gila monster standing on two legs with red lipstick and a black wig appears on the television screen. He speaks at the viewers in a deep, confident voice, “Are you in proper hands in case of a supervillain attack? Are you insured or is your insurance the best it can be?” A house behind the gila monster was lit on fire by a giant CGI robot and a cackling supervillain actor. “What you may not realize that in these modern times 20% of property damage is caused by supervillains. Remember supervillains often escape and hardly ever pay for damages, don't ever let the myths of caught villains paying the bills for the damage of their evil plans mislead you. They can't afford because of what they pay to construct their evil lairs in the first place. But we're here for you. With better coverage than the other peoples.”
       The gila monster took a bow.
       “Who are we? We are Industrialists do-be-boop-de-beep-do!”
And after that the commercial closed with the logo, contact information, a large paragraph of disclaimers.

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