“That's just
crazy talk!”
Hannibal
Lecter*
Went to my club
and stuff. Maybe CJ will come over. Maybe you'll notice that guy
standing behind you. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Finding An
Opinion
My name is
Jennifer Sparkle the fairy. I really don't have many opinions on
things. So I fluttered my ways across dimensions to Earth my sweet,
golden wings flickering fairy dust through space and time. I figured
at Earth I could find some opinions.
Awhile ago I
managed to imbue psychic powers into my fairy dust. Just sprinkled it
on some giant brain demon guy I found in some dimension I frolicked
in while doing my usual fairy frolicking. I asked first, he was happy
to give me some powers once I got to know him, giant brain demons can
actually be sweet, sensitive guys.
And with these
psychic powers I decided to get some opinions from Earth instead of
getting them for myself. Just pick some human minds and pluck them
right out. So much easier than thinking for myself right? Now I'll
pick up opinions on every subject, political, philosophical, food,
fashion, so many things, I'll pick things for them all! Let's see how
this goes!
Um...
Wow you guys
have terrible opinions. Nevermind. I'm throwing these before these
settle in my mind and become permanent. Keep them. Ugh. I'm getting
my own.
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