“With a small
handling fee.”
Robin Hood*
#quote
Today I had an
Easter dinner with my family, it was scrumptious. Plus seizures were
down so that was nice too.
Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
Who Really
Hides The Eggs
Hey guess what
kids? The Easter Bunny doesn't hide the eggs! He can't possibly do
that, there are way to many yards and way too many bushes. The sad
truth is...he's management. He just pays and orders around the people
who really hide the eggs. Yup, the lazy guy doesn't do it himself. We
do. Who's we?
Well the
gophers. Like me, Greg the Gopher. I work as an Easter Egg hider. The
actual day is the worst, harshest day of the job but training all
year round is also a nightmare too. We have to learn the
lighting-fast reflexes and train for the lighting speed needed to
dash around and hide the eggs perfectly then hide the eggs without
being discovered. Even perfectly covering up our own burrows,
tunneling in upon ourselves while managing not to accidentally
collapse the burrow on our head. All while wearing a bunny costume to
maintain the Easter Bunny image if a single glimpse is caught of our
covert op.
So remember
kids, it isn't the Easter Bunny that hides the eggs, he outsources
his labor to the gophers. The gopher elite. Be proud when you
discover one.
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