“I'm tired of
your games.”
The Riddler*
#quote
Today's story
is a special tale about a book. A book of mine at the garage sale
today. I hope you enjoy!
Somebody
Actually Bought It
Two boxes of
books laid waited to be sold at the garage sale. People expect some
items at garage sales to have tales behind them. Like, “Oh, this is
Auntie May's old braclet, she was a kind old woman blah blah blah
etc.”. These books didn't have a tale worth a novel, novelette,
short story, flash fiction or pamphlet. I bought them, I read them. I
buy a lot of books. My room gets full of books. Well, somebody's got
to go. So that's they're tale. They're all losers. Loser books. They
got voted off the island. Exiled from my closet and into that garage
sale box.
I classified my
books in three ways: Big books(50 cents), little books(25 cents),
magazines(10 cents). Little books were things like those tiny joke
books or fact books that I got some Birthday's or Christmases. Now
they did give me some good memories, but you can only read them so
many times before they must be exiled into the garage sale box. Even
the mighty “100 Greatest Jokes Ever” you are still worth 25 cents
after it's been read enough times. Most of my books on larger end
were video game guides that I used up that were on the larger end.
And video game
guides is where we find the true protagonist of our tale. The one who
managed to succeed despite all odds against him. Despite the fact he
looked like one of the worst books I'd ever seen. So for his
accomplishment we're going to name him Trooper.
The morning of
the garage sale I looked at Trooper in the box and I thought to
myself. “I'm never going to sell this thing am I?”
Trooper may
have been a perfectly fine book when I first got him. But now he was
a mangled wreck. Mangled not being exaggerated. A corner of the cover
was completely missing. Time long ago removed the color on another
portion of the cover to show the white part underneath(this leaves
about 40% of the cover wrecked). The rest of Trooper's face was
wrinkled and bent all the way to his backside. From the missing part
of the cover bent of pages came out from Trooper. The part of the
spine that held the pages together was intact but the actual label
was falling off in little flakes. Trooper was from a time before I
took care of my books well, and boy did I not take care of him. All
of the other books much better, even to the point of looking brand
new.
The time was
around 10:00. The ratty book waited in the shade for customers. We(me
and other family members) put most of our products under the
shade-giving out-cropping usually reserved the cars. The outcropping
was a garage and not a garage at the same time: yet the sale was one
all the same.
I spent most of
my time in the shade. The one disadvantage is that my hair wouldn't
turn that much more blonder. When I expose my hair to sun it turns
more blonde...to me one of the few advantages to the outside during a
sunny day in the desert.
An old man in
early grandfather age walked up and asked “Have any old Nintendo
games?” to everyone. If I could comment on his clothes I would but
they existed in a sort of limbo of boringness so astounding that I
can't remember a single thing about them.
“Well, I
don't have any old Nintendo games,” I told him. “Does anyone else
have any?” I didn't know the stock of everyone else and a friend of
a family member brought some kids toys so for all I knew something
was tucked away. “But I do have some video game guides that go with
games.”
I brought him
over to my book box and showed him Trooper. He actually asked me
about it and I thought to myself “How could he actually want
that?”. Mom suggested to the man that his “grandson” would like
them. After a few minutes of conversation with me about that book and
others he bought Trooper.
Though maybe
Trooper should get a different name. Trooper implies that our little
mangled, torn up, hurt, bashed, ruined book had some sort of special
working property that made him sellable. But a better name may be
Lucky.
Other books
were sold besides Lucky. I showed all the video game guides I had to
the man. He didn't buy several of the books I had for newer books.
(He asked for “old Nintendo” games after all.) When Mom suggested
a grandson he didn't respond, and I think he would get specific game
guides for games he knew his grandson had.
I noticed the
man had the voice and mannerisms of a salesman. He wanted to see
everything I had pretty quickly. By chance I believe a special man
visited Lucky that day. A salesman for old game items and picked up
the damaged book and all my others because of it. (He picked up my
Super Mario 64 one immediately, another old one).
And if Lucky
hadn't been lucky a few more pieces he may never have been purchased,
a few more pieces may have fallen off and then he would have a new
name, Garbage.
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