“Early to bed
and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.”
Freddy
Krueger* #quote
James Bond is a
spy, so if you're bonding with someone does that mean that you're
spying with them? Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Bats And
Vampires
Dracula's night
had been a rocky one. He spent hours traveling and teleporting and
couldn't find a single human isolated from civilization. That, and
with modern technology, the vampire hunters managed to sneak black
lights into their cellphones so he couldn't tell what humans could
hit him with the powerful radiation of the Sun beyond the tolerance
he had from what could be reflected from the Moon.
He needed
blood. He resorted to his backup plan. His magic abilities with bats.
Dracula transformed into his bat form and flew into a cave to meet
with bats and speak with them. Using his powers over the animals he
would convince them to help him attack a human as a herd so that he
as an individual would not be targeted by the vampire hunters.
“Obey me,
assist me,” Dracula psychically communicated to bats. “Help me
get the blood of a human!”
The bats
laughed a squeaky laugh. Dracula looked at them confused, hanging off
the top of the cave just like them. The alpha bat responded, “Dude,
we're fruit bats.”
Embarrassment
and hunger from his mistake overtook Dracula until the Sun rose. He
went to sleep and hoped the next night he'd be able to feed.
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