“Save the trees!”
Paul Bunyan* #quote
Jessica should be coming over tomorrow so that'll be funriffic. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Most Hated Comedian
The hated comedians of the world get booed and insulted. Perhaps even harassed. When a comedian gains the ire of an audience member the reaction is boredom, disgust or wrath. At least most seekers of humor experience such little suffering for their failure.
One kind of comedian can only cry since no one will laugh at them. People won't even hate or harass them. People won't bother booing them or be bored. In fact these seekers of humor only invoke the exact opposite of humor. They invoke fear.
The zombie clowns are tragic comedians who live an existence that pulls them further and further from the laughs they desire. So please, next time you see a zombie clown with its rotted teeth and half-missing red nose, give it at least a smile or a chuckle. That'd fill its undead heart with the feeling that its been thirsting for in its brutal joke of an afterlife.