“For it is in
giving that we receive.”
Hernán Cortés* #quote
Grandma came
over today(and this time it's my grandma from my Dad's side of the
family that I don't see that often.) It was really fun and I had a
good time. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Devil Deals In The Digital Age
Hello everyone!
It's me the devil himself. Yup. Mr. S. Good ol' Satan in the flesh! And boy do
I have some good news for you! Normally in my deals I would have to
take time out of my schedule to meet each mortal individually which
is why I can deal with so few people. However I've realized its a
digital age now and I've changed by business strategy.
Introducing The
Devil Deal App or DDA for short. It can be downloaded right to your
phone to be used on the go so you can make deals with me any time you
want! It's very convenient using your modern touch based interface to
its maximum potential. The deals are all automated so you don't even
have to deal with me directly. Millions of deals are already
programmed in for you to search for with our DevilEye Search Engine.
And if you still can't find what you're looking for our customer
service is available to point you to it or we can arrange a custom
deal.
Now I bet your
wondering “Why Satan how do I pay for all this? I don't have all
the money in the world, and I'm not certainly not giving my soul up!”
Well that's not a problem! The DDA is completely free! Plus I've
realized that souls are a currency of the old days. Why would I need
them if I've already got enough people here in my neighborhood?
Everyone can use the DDA with one simple currency that everyone has,
rich and poor. Time.
Yup. Just time
off your mortal lives. Seconds, minutes, hours, days, to years. I
have plenty need for life force and think of all that time you've
wasted in your life? Why don't you give me some time off your life
and get a car? Or better yet some capital to start a business? That
could make your life more entertaining and full of action. How many
of you are home alone? A single year gets you a love potion that'll
make sure you're never alone again? Why waste your time when we can
strike a deal today! Download the DDA and get your deals started the
swift and easy way!
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