“Don't believe everything people tell you.”
Santa Claus* #quote
My friend Jessica should be coming over this coming Sunday so that'll be fun. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
A Negative Attitude
Adam the atom had an equal amount of protons and electrons so he felt pretty neutral about everything. Politics, religion, food, sports, movies, and even the Kardashians. He moved in with a roommate, an atom named Susie, who had an extra electron, and she was negative about everything. Even puppies and kittens! Her constant griping really messed with Adam, forcing him to take action that didn't involve much effort since he did feel nuetral about her personality. It didn't bother him too much, so he would only do so much.
He set her up on a date with an atom named Barry that was missing an electron. A positive fellow that nearly skipped where he went and rambled about sunshine as soon as he met Susie her electron latched onto Barry to fill the void to stabilize them both. Now all three atoms were completely neutral and felt neutral about everything. They ended up all moving to Switzerland.