“I've been worked to the bone.”
The Grim Reaper* #quote
I've heard of a Jack In The Box, what about a Jill In The Box? Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Meteor Of Doom
A massive meteor the size of California followed a perfect path towards Earth. It's devastation would no doubt be massive. The dinosaurs may have had an easier time with whatever slaughtered them. When astronomers first saw the monster they prayed since nothing else came to mind. However everything turned out pretty dandy when it collided with a massive armada of alien spaceships that popped out of warp-drive travel and killed them all. The aliens were destroyed and the meteor saved the Earth while turning into dust. Sometimes there are blessings in disguise, even giant meteors of impending doom.