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Monday, September 24, 2012

Today's #Scifi #fantasy flash fiction #TheRiddlesOfTheCheerDemons

“...you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
Wheel of Fortune*


Today I ate food and worked on my book. Otherwise...I got nothing. I'm exciting! Anyway...onto the flash fiction!


The Riddles of The Cheer Demons


Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
We're the Cheer Demons...
And we've got some riddles for yoooou!
We think you'll find them fun...
And you'll love them a ton!
What's that lovely little thing that's always there.
Here, there and everywhere.
It follows you where-where-ever you go.
It follows you where-where-ever you go.
It's your guardian angel that tells you all that's wrong.
Do you know what it is?
It's pain!
Yes...lovely..lovely little pain.
It's your best friend that knows every time your hurt.
And will be there even when you lie there dying from a fire, alone and burnt.
Isn't that great?
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Here's a second riddle from us Cheer Demons!
What's a present every person gets?
It can be given but never taken back...
Oh what, oh what is it?
It comes in so many, many forms.
If you want it people may call you crazy.
What is this gift?
What is this gift?
When you get it you're sealed in a box...
Because that special gift is death!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Okay, okay, we got one last riddle for you.
What's the one thing demon's want more than anything else?
Our horns and scales make it hard to get.
Oh so hard...
Oh so hard...
Our whipping tails makes it hard to get.
Oh so hard...
Oh so hard...
Our reputation too...
Oh so hard...
Oh so hard...
So what is this thing...
Why it's simple!
The thing demon's want more than anything else that we can't get is love.
That's our last riddle for you...
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!
Doom-la Doom-la Doomly Doo!

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