“A fool and
his money are soon parted.”
Mr. T*
My friend CJ is
over right now so I quickly wrote this fun little story for y'all to
enjoy while he is playing a game about a ninja killing other ninjas.
I assume the final boss is probably a really tall ninja. Or a robot.
It is a video game after all.
Villain
Block
“Hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha!”
My evil laughs echoed throughout my evil, evil lair. I then sighed.
“I got nothing.” I admitted to myself. Though I've never written
a book I think I can now relate to all those writers in the world. I
can't come up with any ideas for an evil plan. I thought the laugh
might help, but I still couldn't come up with anything original. No
new evil plans. And no super villain worth a hoot would recycle a
plan. Just like an author I must be having that “writer's block”.
Hmmm...but this is the version for evil villains. I must name it. I
must use all my intelligence as evil genius Dr. Mindblown. I shall
call it... “villain block”! Now how shall I conquer this obstacle
to world domination? After all, I cannot conquer the world without an
evil plan...and this “villain block” is preventing me from doing
so.
Though I do not
normally use the technology of the common man I will use it in this
case. I will use the commoners Internet. Look up how the common
writer deals with “writer's block”. Whatever techniques work
against it might work against “villain's block”.
After looking
at several websites it seems that several methods are purposed.
Though these seem purposed for novels and stories I may be able to
adapt them to evil plans. All revolve around thought processes
though. They suggest mapping out characters and plot points on paper.
The characters I adapt into my enemies and myself. The plot points I
may adapt into possible elements in the flow of events. The
characters in a story will the pawns in my schemes and the plot will
be my evil plan.
Before I looked
down on all literature as a simple waste of time. Inflated
entertainment. But it looks now that their techniques may help me
hatch my final schemes to defeat all my enemies and take over the
world. I realized that this is not the first time I have had
“villain's block” and these techniques to fight “writer's
block” may even enhance my schemes. Mwahahahhahaha. I may defeat
the superheroes of the world yet and conquer it. All of the world
bowing before me thanks to these common fools giving me the secrets
of “writer's block”!
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