“Hi
Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!”
The A-Team*
Today I...read
a comic book! Plus I ate leftover spagetti. My life is as action
packed as a super spy! James Bond has nothing on me eh? Bit of
difficulty coming up with something good so I'm posting one of my old
backup stories. So yeah the format's a bit different because it's copy pasted from an old document. But still, enjoy!
The Calendar Spirit
Spirits dwell in
all things. There are Tree Spirits, Cloud Spirits, River Spirits,
Mountain Spirits, House Spirits, and so many others. I am one of the
lesser known type of spirits, I am a Calendar Spirit. I live within
calendars and I embody the very essence of them. I am master of
day-to-day planning, important dates, and of course holiday notices.
On one particular
day I did something quite daring. During my jaunt through a swimsuit
calendar, I do love those by the way, I decided to do something
mischievous. Using my Calendar magic I erased everything on every
calendar in the world at once. It was unheard of for a spirit to do
something they were not supposed to. The chaos that ensued after my
actions would be talked about for eons in the spirit world.
The most immediate
changes were a total economic collapse. All at once thousands of
businessmen were unable to make their meetings. Millions of people
failed to come to work at the right time. But my mischief did much
more than hurt a few hundred thousand businesses. People died too,
doctors failed to give the right medicines, appointments were missed,
and life saving surgeries were never performed. The mass confusing
caused by a loss of schedule ravaged the world. Spirits are usually
quite bored having to just sit inside their homes all day. Doing this
was so hilarious, seeing the humans squirm just gave me giggles. That
was the greatest Friday night of my life. Of course the best part is
the humans didn’t even know it was Friday!
Of course it wasn’t
long before the other spirits caught onto my shenanigans. It wasn’t
long before the Police Badge spirits were knocking on my door. In
only a few more moments I stood before the Gavel Spirit. He passed
judgment upon me. I would be become an asteroid spirit and be forced
to drift the cosmos forever for my crimes. I laughed as they locked
me inside the asteroid. Didn’t they think of the fact they just
gave me permission to ram myself straight into Earth? Looks like I’ll
be having more fun with the humans again soon.
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