“If the shoe
fits, wear it.”
The
Sasquatch* #quote
Cj's probably
coming over tomorrow so that'll be cool. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
The Lazy
Dragon
Sir Gallant
approached the dragon in his lair with his sword held high. The
knight's armor was forged especially for fighting dragons, and his
blade for fighting them. He'd slain many dragons before, and this one
would go down all the same.
“Release the
princess beast!” Sir Gallant yelled.
The dragon
replied in his booming, yet soft voice, “Sorry man, no princess
here.” The massive green beast scratched its neck.
“What?” Sir
Gallant was quite confused. “But the king's daughter was kidnapped
and the guards defeated with massive claw marks!”
The dragon then
said, “I dunno, must have been some other dragon. Or the trolls.
I've never felt like kidnapping a princess. Too much work.”
“Well, I
didn't spend hours traveling to get into your lair for nothing so
hand over your treasure.”
The dragon then
mumbled, which sounded like a normal human groaning with his deep
voice, “I don't bother getting treasure. Too much work.”
Sir Gallant,
get quite frustrated then proclaimed, “Then I'll avenge those you
killed!”
The dragon then
explained, “Man, I'm a vegetarian. It's too much work to kill
things. I just eat from food in the woods. Like the oranges. I like
oranges. Do you like oranges? I have some extras.”
“I hate you.”
Sir Gallant stomped his way out of the dragon's lair, his lust for
duel with a monster unsatisfied.
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