“Would you
like to buy a vowel?”
John Kramer, Saw* #quote
People are like trees. You should think twice before cutting one
down. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Good
Fortune Of ,A Text Message Mishap
One merry old
day Blork of the planet Erghlor entered his friends contact
information incorrectly into his cellphone while orbiting Earth. So
he set his text message unwittingly to a young boy named James.
“Sup
Jorulong, I'm gonna 2 totally blow this planet up. It'll b funny.”
“What?”
“It's named
Earth. I bet u that u will c the blast from ur house.”
As James looked
at text message bubbles on his phone he wondered if this was the
dumbest prank call in the universe or what. Well, if he was going to
play along he better do it in the smart way.
“How about
you go and blow up an asteroid field in the next solar system, it'll
look cooler.”
“Woah, cool idea man, lol.” James disregarded the entire thing
until he read in a science magazine many years later(it does take
some time for light to travel through the vastness of space) that a
gigantic asteroid field seems to have strangely exploded in another
solar system with no scientific explanation.
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