“You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record, baby.
Right round round round.”
Mother Earth* #quote
Originally only my friend Jessica was coming over, but now CJ is as
well. That means it's going to get really, really crazy. So crazy
that we'll have to resort to Operation Spaghetti to feed everyone.
Anyway onto the flash fiction!
The Massive Artifact
Professor Johnson and his team unearthed a massive artifact.
Something so impractical must have been ceremonial, religious. In all
his years the muscular, shaved scientist and his colleagues saw
nothing like it. Their theories ran rampant while they looked at a
huge weapon they dug up. Vikings must have made such a thing for
their halls. It would fit a warrior culture to create something like
this to put on display.
But Professor Johnson was wrong. He attributed to many ancient
cultures since he didn't have any other items to reference it to at
the time. However as he began dusting the item off to reveal the
details of the boat-sized weapon it was revealed. The axe that laid
before them had a name etched into its handle. And it was Paul
Bunyan.
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