“Land ho!”
Neil Armstrong* #quote
Today I went to a card game doohicky, Jess was there and I had much
fun. She will also be at the card game thingie I will be going to
tomorrow. Hobbies are the fun-ness. Wee! Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
A Few Jokes From A Wizard Jokebook
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Curse Mia Little
Curse Mia Little who?
Okay, I'll curse you a little.
What kind of dragon eats the most knights?
The one who holds captive the most beautiful princess!
Why do magicians of the mundane world never reveal their tricks but
wizards tell the
the magical world the ways of their magic?
Simple: To show off how smart they are.
Why do zombies always say “braiinnsss”?
They're complaining that the necromancers that summoned them are
idiots.
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