“Two heads are better than one.”
The Headless Horseman* #quote
Well played my pokemon video game today. Had lots of fun, and my
seizure count was down. It was a good day. Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
Can You Help Keep Your World From Exploding?
Yo. Hey. You. I'm an inter-dimensional inter-universe inter-planar
time-traveling spirit coming here to help you. My true form would
burn your brain to pieces. Well what I am truly doesn't concern you.
What concerns you is that your planet is about to explode. You guys
have barely been using any magic to align yourself with other
planes of existence. You're going to go unstable and go boom.
Yeah in reality magic is sort of the string that pulls all the
existence...stuff...together. It'd be a bit difficult for a human
like you to understand.
Anyway to keep your whole planet from exploding, and possibly your
little universe(there's a whole multi-verse but I'd at least like
your section in one piece, it is my job.) I need you to cast a wee
bit of magic. Think you can handle that? Play spell caster for a
moment?
It won't be that hard. I'll make it a psychic one so you won't even
need to say anything or use spell components. How's about we just do
a quick good luck spell. Now think of someone you'd like to give good
luck. (If you feel a little greedy just think of yourself). Now think
a happy thought. You've got to have one somewhere in your head. The
happier the better. And if you're such a depressing person you can't
think of something here's a suggestion: pie. Pie is a happy thought.
Now think about the follow words a few times: Aboloa, abulla, abook.
Did ya do it?
Good now you gave someone good luck and helped keep the world from
exploding. If that lovely bright sun of your world comes up tomorrow
you know enough people got my request and cast a spell.
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