“Youth is
wasted on the young.”
Dorian Gray*
#quote
Unfortunately it seems CJ can't come over this weekend. Aw. Anyway
onto the flash fiction!
The Abominable Snowman and His Therapist
“Mr. Yeti you seem to be having some anxiety issues?”
“AGHABBHALAARBEBLLBBEEEEE”
“Oh. And how often do you feel this way?”
“UGH. ABLFEGH. AGGGGLEE. BAGGGUAGLEAFFLAFAGGHAHGHGHHAAA.”
“Makes sense. Is it always when you have the donkey in your
mountain cave?”
“AGHRAFFBAGHABLBABLBUUUUUUURAGGGGPHHHAAZZZZZZ.”
“So the donkey doesn't need to be there. When did these issues
start?”
“BOOKAUUGAFHFHAGAGAGAGAG.”
“Ever since you broke up with your girlfriend?”
“YIKUYU.”
“Have you been dating since you broke up with her?”
“BAGUFAGU. YAKKU. IYYUAGIIII...YAG? YOKULRAGAGU. YUK, YUK, YUK.
TOKOKOKOKO. EEEUKU.”
“Every weekend? And that's when you're the most anxious? I think
that your troubles might be rooted in your relationship issues.
Please tell me more about me more about your ex, your relationship
with her, and how it ended.”
“AGARUAGHGAGHAHHGHHHH. TUUAYAYFAFD. RUUU. RAFFHFHAFA, GAHGHAGHAG,
TTTUUUUU, YUAFDKAJFDASDF, YAYKASDFHAFDH, TAHTAFASLFDHABABLE,
YAHAFAHFBALGHAG. YOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TOKOKOKOKOKO.
RAFAFAHGABLBLABLABEABLEAH. OOOOOKKOOO. FRAGAGABABNABAFSDGHABH.
QUUUUAAAAAAABNANNLANANRABNANLELELLEE.
YTATADFSKADFHABAHBNANLEHABHBALNANJANALNELAFRABALBNNAN.”
“Oh, I see, wipe butter on it before you go on dates and that
should help you with your anxiety issues until we talk more about
them later.”
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