“Honor thy father and mother.”
Nero* #quote
Today I arranged to have CJ come over this weekend. Seems like he I
and Jessica may be going to play the trading card games together like
one wonderfully nerdy team! (Jessica lives nearby, it is very easy to
go to the card doohicky together) Wooooo! Anyway onto the flash
fiction!
The Ultimate ULTIMATE Gamer
I am an immortal wizard with powers to bend space and time. A wizard
not of your species but from a race of creatures older than humans in
another dimension far beyond the comprehension of your senses. My
real name isn't pronounceable in your language so you can call me
l337immortalgamer.
The hobby of a being of my power is gaming. Video games. Not
tabletop or cards, though I know few of my kind who dabble in that.
You're species has invented quite a few games that have caught our
attention. So under the guise of 1337immortalgamer I decided to use
my powers of manipulation of space and time to play all of your video
games. Naturally a creature of my magnitude mastered all games you
created.
Well there is unfortunate limit to my power. I can only manipulate
so I can be in more than one place at once and do millions of things
at once and rewind time. But I can't accelerate time. Unfortunately
our species does not have the creativity to craft entertainment like
books, movies and well, the video games that are my hobby. I've
mastered all the games but I can't travel to the future to get more.
So please do hurry up and finish the next one. I'm very bored.
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