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Friday, July 19, 2013

Today's #flashfiction #MagicalSweepstakes

“Ticket please.”
St. Peter* #quote


        Today I bought a bunch of Pokemon cards for 22 dollars. Of them I, by luck, bought a card worth around 20 dollars. (Nearly all card games sell packs at least two primary ways, boosters, which are random, then packs with preset cards. I got one preset thing and two boosters.)


Magical Sweepstakes



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