“What's in a name?”
George Foreman* #quote
Today I schemed to have CJ over this weekend. He may not come over
though. Anyway onto the flash fiction!
Not Heroically Insured
Dear Mr. Smith,
Though I, Captain Superpowered, regret that your home was damaged in
my battles with the forces of evil I am no obligation to pay for said
damages. By federal law all collateral damage from superhero battles
that is not paid by captured supervillains is to be paid by the
superhero insurance of the victims. Again, I sympathize, but these
laws are enacted so that we heroes can fight without worrying about
fighting. It is the responsibility of the citizen to become insured.
However as the law states I have included instructions on how to
report all the damages caused and what kind of battle of justice it
was so you can report the incident to the insurance company. I hope
that you did not attempt to contact me to pay for damages because you
have no insurance. If you have no insurance there are some government
programs for those who are not insured against these situations. By
law I have enclosed these documents as well. I hope you are able to
repair your house without much difficulty, I regret having to
vaporize your kitchen with my vaporize-vision to defeat the villain I
was fighting.
Have a nice day,
Captain Superpowered
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