“Hi Ho Hi Ho , Its Off To Work We Go!!”
The A-Team* #quote
Well today I planned out with the Dad the characters he's going to
put on a placemat he's going to make for me for those nerdy
collectible card games I play(it's a common decoration people use
though he's making a custom one as one of his art projects). While I
also asked Mom what size she wanted the picture of her dogs drawn by
me for her Christmas present. (It may take me awhile, but I did take
art in school and one thing I got good at was pencil drawings of
pictures, it was our primary skill building thing...though I didn't
get much past that haha...and I'm good at stippling[making a picture
with a buncha dots, that was one of our other projects])
Thought Blackjack
When some scientists in some labs invented chips that gave everyone
psychic powers the world changed. (Hey, don't blame me for forgetting
the scientist's names, unless they become a celebrity like Einstein
who really remembers the names of the scientists who comes up with
all our stuff?) Everything began to involve the exchange of thoughts.
This included the world of gambling. Blackjack was replaced with
Thought Blackjack. I played Thought Blackjack. I played the normal
version of Blackjack. Didn't care much for it. I thought to myself
“Hey Ron, Blackjack's blackjack right?” But it ain't. After all
one is played with thoughts and one with cards.
In Thought Blackjack a sleeping man lies under the table. (Yeah the
casinos pay a man to sleep under the table! Would you believe it?)
But everything has to be thought powered these days and the man
induced in a deep sleep, I swear he's gotta be drugged or something,
is used for his thoughts. Yeah, they pluck thoughts straight from his
dreams and deal them like cards in old Blackjack.
Just like in old Blackjack the player and dealer go back and forth,
but instead of cards they draw thoughts. And if the man's having a
good dream whoever gets the largest amounts of good thoughts before
hitting euphoria wins, if a nightmare it's the other way around. All
the thoughts got a degree of points to them. The dream is a massive
train of thought. The chaotic train of thought. You can try to “count
cards” by predicting the train of thought. Good luck though.
I'd say they got some similarities. But there is one guaranteed
similarity that is actually exactly the same. The house always wins.
No matter how chaotic the dreams are the sleeping man is still
there's and by their research they set it up so it's in their
advantage. The dealer always goes first and starts the train of
thought after all.
So every time I lose my money overall. Can't think of why I keep
playing at those tables. Fun? I guess. Because I'm never going to
make money when the casino always beats me in the long run. Cards or
thoughts I think that's how that's how it's going to be till the end
of time.
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