“But baby, I can change!”
Optimus Prime* #quote
It seems most likely I will be doing things with my friends both
Saturday and Sunday. Yay shenangians. Though that means I'm going to
have to probably write three stories tomorrow. One for that day and
two for the days ahead, just to make sure I got something for y'all.
I hope you enjoy today's and all those coming up. Anyway onto the
flash fiction!
Haunting Coffee
All ghosts have a name. Mine is Jim. All ghosts have unfinished
business. Mine is quite...anticlimactic. I led a fairly boring life
so all I've got to speak for is that on the day I died there is one
thing I didn't do.
I didn't finish my last cup of coffee.
You know those characters in crime shows who conveniently have no
family or friends so the plot doesn't have boring early leads that
the detectives should be logically chasing down? I'm one of those
guys. Except there's no interesting murder behind my death. I just
don't know anybody. The only people at my funeral were my coworkers.
So the only thing about me was my daily routine and my love of
coffee. I would start my day with a different cup if I could,
ordering the most strange and exotic things. I'd adjust them with
sugar or whatever else I wanted. Most of my paycheck went to buying
odd coffees from countries a few continents away. And my unfinished
business was that I didn't make a very special cup of coffee that I
ordered. The rarest strangest thing yet. I was so very eager to try
it. I put the mix under the machine at work. I sometimes shared my
strange coffees with the people at work. They called me the “Coffee
Guy”.
I've been haunting the machine for months now. It must be some
special trait of ghosts to want something more than any sane human
would. I wanted to taste that coffee. Through an accident by trying
to make contact with the janitor I figured out I could possess
people. I couldn't control them, but I could experience what they
did. So I waited by the machine. Waited for someone to make that
exotic coffee I ordered. Such a simple thing I needed done to rest in
peace. But before I died that was the only thing unfinished on my
mind.
Someone finally grabbed it. That intern that I can never remember
the name of. Well it doesn't matter what his name is. C'mon, make it!
Make it! Why is calling other people over? He's telling everyone
about the bag. They're starting to talk about me.
I didn't I was never late for anything, but they seemed to noticed and talked about. I knew I was on
time...and then then talked about me helping them with their computers.
I don't remember them talking about all this stuff at the funeral. They
were so quiet. I thought they didn't really care. The intern called
the boss over. He made the entire bag for everyone, I bought a
massive mix for a week's worth and he divided it among the whole
staff. They put everything at halt in the office just to talk about
me. They were all warm words. I thought they didn't much care about
me beyond being the “Coffee Guy” but all of them knew my name.
Everything started going white. I could tell I was passing on, and I
hadn't even possessed anyone to take a taste of the coffee. I just
went then and there.
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